Morgue report...

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I posted a question at the morgue in General Viper Discussions on Monday. Only got 3 measley responses. Worse than that, since then they have only had four other threads with 68 posts total. Living up to their nickname.

Hey Packet, How many threads and posts have we had in our Viper Discussions area since Monday? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

And their "Viper Alley" section is the deadest.

AUSTIN

Shut your rich piehole! [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

gthomas

It's more dynamic over here. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

SUN RA KAT

They do have a thread with over 833 posts on it and 30 pages long and over 10,000 views...

That ought to count for something.

I'm not sure exactly what though.

SeriousEric

That's pathetic. We do better than that on a Sunday morning between 2 and 4 AM. Flanders should be fired for gross incompetence

AUSTIN

Its probably about trying to break the wolrd record for the largest circle jerk.

tito

i wish VA was on the Market, ahhhhhhhh the potential, we would become paper millionaires.

AUSTIN

Ok REMY!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Biggest

Banned by Trillian?? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

And Austin, WTF is your problem, Boy??? [img]/images/graemlins/angry.gif[/img]

AUSTIN

It was a joke damnit!




































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SUN RA KAT

Actually, it's about the Vipair and one person's dispute that it gives 16 rear wheel more horsepower over the stock NACA duct. But unlike here, there was no cussing or racial slurs in the thread. I believe it's longer than our longest thread here. At this point, and well before this point, it degenerated into a lame Seinfeldesque thread about nothing. Now it's going in the hopes of reaching 1,000 posts.

And they don't do circle jerks at VCA because Damnler-Crysler wants everything squeeky clean and family friendly and there's also the other site sponsers to think of - I'm sure they wouldn't want to be a sponser of a circle jerk, unless they were selling rubber gloves.

Biggest

Read Smackie's "Jokes have to be funny" thread... [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

AUSTIN

Linky?

Smackie

good news, bad news thread

Kansas

Part of the problem is that generic forum that makes NO sense. I know most people don't read "General Viper Discussion" because they have a specific Viper issue they want to hash out - whether it be Gen I/II or SRT. What in the heck is "General" discussion for other than lost posts? The only good thing to come out of that particular forum was when PMUM recently showed up - Paul Mumford's dad logged on and wrote a very nice reply on the Sports Car Illustrated thread. Had I not heard about that thread I can honestly say I never visit that forum.

Bottom line: While I won't defend the morgue on much right now, I will say that you posted in a forum that gets less action than my grandma. Who was buried several years ago...

Torquemonster

Yeah! You dickhead!

What were you thinking posting on that forum that nobody visits?










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Biggest

OK, who's posting under Torque's username? So I guess I'll go repost in some other inane forum .......Is there one for skip shift questions? [img]/images/graemlins/angry.gif[/img]