Bet you NEVER thought THAT would happen AGAIN!
In California: "Chain monkeys are available at the side of the road and will install your chains for $20, however they cannot sell chains so you must have them with you or buy them at one of the gas stations along the way."
What they don't tell you is that those chain monkeys used to sell chains and what happened one winter.
Have you ever seen drunken hoards of monkeys pulling down young girls' pants while throwing up bananas?
Well, it's not a pretty sight.
Back in '49, they had to call out the National Guard. While that sounded like a good idea, they didn't realize that monkeys, especially drunken ones gorged on bananas wearing girls panties for hats, usually don't surrender.
Attempts to physically restrain them failed miserably since any drunken monkey can kick a soldiers' ass in a brawl.
Suffice to say, after the use of Deadly Force, that left many fences to mend. Frankly, I never thought monkey usage would ever be considered again.
Just goes to show you how forgiving those monkeys are! (Personally, I think they figure there is still a chance that there could be some more panties "down the road..." not to mention money and booze.)
Definitely one of the Legends of the High Sierras.
Tom
PS. Here is the site:
http://www.geocities.com/dtmcbride/t...n.html#weather
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