Can Somebody Throw Brunton A Bone?

**SeriousEric** · January 7th, 2003, 06:52 PM

He's off sulking and threatening all sorts of silly self-destructive behavior. Last I saw him he was reading "Q'uran For Dummies" and signing up for an Islam in 21 Days correspondence course. There was a really gruesome rumor that he was so distraught that he was heading back to .morgue. That one I don't believe.

Can't somebody throw him a wand or tell him he's handsome ... something to flatter him into coming back?

**King GTS** · January 7th, 2003, 06:54 PM

[quote=SeriousEric] He's off sulking and threatening all sorts of silly self-destructive behavior. Last I saw him he was reading "Q'uran For Dummies" and signing up for an Islam in 21 Days correspondence course. There was a really gruesome rumor that he was so distraught that he was heading back to .morgue. That one I don't believe.

Can't somebody throw him a wand or tell him he's handsome ... something to flatter him into coming back? <hr /></blockquote>

But shouldn't everyone have the opportunity to have 100 virgins when they die? Or is it 50?

**Smokin** · January 7th, 2003, 06:57 PM

A bone might not work. But we can put a pile of twinkies here.

Cone on Brunt!!

**SeriousEric** · January 7th, 2003, 07:02 PM

[quote=King GTS] [quote=SeriousEric] He's off sulking and threatening all sorts of silly self-destructive behavior. Last I saw him he was reading "Q'uran For Dummies" and signing up for an Islam in 21 Days correspondence course. There was a really gruesome rumor that he was so distraught that he was heading back to .morgue. That one I don't believe.

Can't somebody throw him a wand or tell him he's handsome ... something to flatter him into coming back? <hr /></blockquote>

But shouldn't everyone have the opportunity to have 100 virgins when they die? Or is it 50?

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Mike can tell us for sure if we can get him back here. I think he's fed up and exasperated with too many Viper boards and he's in grave danger of making a moral error. We need to flatter him back and if that doesn't work, schedule an intervention to get him back on the path of righteousness.

What am I gonna do with all my sheep takes if he leaves?

**King GTS** · January 7th, 2003, 07:04 PM

[quote=SeriousEric] [quote=King GTS] [quote=SeriousEric] He's off sulking and threatening all sorts of silly self-destructive behavior. Last I saw him he was reading "Q'uran For Dummies" and signing up for an Islam in 21 Days correspondence course. There was a really gruesome rumor that he was so distraught that he was heading back to .morgue. That one I don't believe.

Can't somebody throw him a wand or tell him he's handsome ... something to flatter him into coming back? <hr /></blockquote>

But shouldn't everyone have the opportunity to have 100 virgins when they die? Or is it 50?

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Mike can tell us for sure if we can get him back here. I think he's fed up and exasperated with too many Viper boards and he's in grave danger of making a moral error. We need to flatter him back and if that doesn't work, schedule an intervention to get him back on the path of righteousness.

What am I gonna do with all my sheep takes if he leaves? <hr /></blockquote>

Serioulsy though, Mike is integral to this board. I've never read a post I didn't like from him. And anyone who's owned a Ferrari 360 Modena has got to be the coolest!

vipernathan · January 7th, 2003, 07:19 PM

He does make quality posts and has a good head on his shoulders. I say bribery. I have $1, anybody else ready to pitch in?

Mark O · January 7th, 2003, 07:23 PM

Forget about throwing him a bone...Throw him a sheep or two!!!

**SeriousEric** · January 7th, 2003, 07:28 PM

[quote=King GTS]And anyone who's owned a Ferrari 360 Modena has got to be the coolest!

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OMG!! You're taking this flattery thing seriously aren't you? Imagine what that statement will do to his already titanic ego. But yeah, he does belong here, whether he agrees to it or not.

**Smokin** · January 7th, 2003, 09:51 PM

[quote=SeriousEric] [quote=King GTS]And anyone who's owned a Ferrari 360 Modena has got to be the coolest!

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OMG!! You're taking this flattery thing seriously aren't you? Imagine what that statement will do to his already titanic ego. But yeah, he does belong here, whether he agrees to it or not. <hr /></blockquote>

Well thats going to take a few of us to drag his heavy ass here kicking and screaming. But he would definitely be a great contributor