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Old November 11th, 2003, 02:58 PM   #1
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I am semi retired and only work 15-20hrs weekly.

ive been thinking about a fun part time job. i tried bartending at a friends bar, it was fun but i couldnt handle the cigarrette smoke. i tried landscaping but had to stop d/t i broke a sweat. i tried some limited tattoo work but i am definitely no artist so...

im considering a pizza delivery job. think about it; your pie delivered to you in a viper [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

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a porn site owner or part time pimp is what i think would be ideal but the wife (for some odd reason) disagrees.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:05 PM   #2
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:09 PM   #3
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i tired its too damn fucked up, im not PC educated enough

i did, however, enroll in college again; archaeology. and a couple foreign languages. in a few yrs im gonna start going on "digs"
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:10 PM   #4
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there is a guy in whiteplains that delivers pizzA viper it bust my balls every time i tip him
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:11 PM   #5
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Rich - I'd like a deluxe pizza. I'm on a diet, but I'm only going to eat one piece tonight so make it a large pizza.

I'm going to only eat the round piece.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:13 PM   #6
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:14 PM   #7
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there is a guy in whiteplains that delivers pizzA viper it bust my balls every time i tip him
I bartended at a patio bar all summer (I'm usually the DJ, but I wanted a change this year). It was hilarious when people would see me pull up front in the Viper and then climb behind the bar and start slinging drinks. I honestly think some people didn't feel the need to tip because of it though. I felt like saying "hey, the reason I have that car is because I work so much, you should try it some time".
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:15 PM   #8
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I don't know how well the tips would be if you drove a Viper. Plus, you would scrape the shit out of your front end getting in and out of a lot of driveways.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 03:27 PM   #9
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its not about the tips its just about the trying shit out lifestyle, plus my front end is already beat to shit thats why ive an extra fron fascia piece, i repair and alternate them due to shitty raods and driving conditions here in Ohio (of course never due to driver error, LOL)
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Old November 11th, 2003, 04:15 PM   #10
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Go for it!

It sounds like you've thought it out and think it might be fun...why the hell not try it and find out?
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Old November 11th, 2003, 04:18 PM   #11
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already on it myman, problem is; for a viper here in ohio its seasonal, LOL

rest assured come nice weather 2004 there will be a nine second bitch ass viper haulin pies eastbound on I76 [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old November 11th, 2003, 04:19 PM   #12
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Be a big brother..take some needy kids for rides in your Viper.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 04:20 PM   #13
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i already do that, in fact i let YSU youngstown state university) use it as the lead homecoming car. i always loan it out, probably more than i should, LOL
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Old November 11th, 2003, 04:22 PM   #14
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i already do that, in fact i let YSU youngstown state university) use it as the lead homecoming car. i always loan it out, probably more than i should, LOL
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Old November 11th, 2003, 05:38 PM   #15
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I would NEVER deliver a pizza in my Viper. That's what my Vette is for. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Over time, your car begins to smell like an old rotten pizza. On the other hand, it's a fun job. The guys who work for me make anywhere from $100 to $175 a night. Average age of delivery drivers that work for me is about 30. The better looking ones come back with some interesting stories.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 06:04 PM   #16
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Sorry MOJO I beat you to it. I have the pic in my gallery. I'll try to post it here. [image]http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/3008/4339899-1-med.jpg[/image]
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Old November 11th, 2003, 06:20 PM   #17
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Actually that would be fun. The bonus is that the portion of mileage that is attributed to your job would be tax deductible along with expenses. So tires, oil, carpet mats, exhaust etc...would be deductible. Along with insurance costs, registration etc...

Not a bad gig for someone semi-retired. You would probably have alot of fun doing it. :thumb:
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Old November 11th, 2003, 06:22 PM   #18
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Thought MOJO was a damn doctor or something...

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Old November 11th, 2003, 06:26 PM   #19
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Doctor means you can retire early, then go back and do the jobs you missed while you were studying.
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Old November 11th, 2003, 06:31 PM   #20
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