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Originally Posted by jcasper89
HIS RELIGION DOES NOT PERMIT HIM TO FIGHT IN A WAR THAT IS NOT SANTIONED BY ALLAH OR THE MESSENGER.
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What luck that he just happened to pick a religion that doesn't allow that!
I actually was going to change religions before. I read an advertisement that said "Join our religion, have sex with 72 virgins".
Of course this interested me greatly but when I went to their meeting, turns out the virgins are dead. I'm still okay with that and asked them to point me in their direction, but then they told me to get to them, I have to strap a bomb to myself and blow a bunch of people up.
I'm like...."Are you fuckers shittin' me?"
So I said fuck that, I'll just to go viperalley's soup kitchen and snap one off. Turns out the soup kitchen was gone so that didn't work out for me either, but I'm still not attaching bombs to myself and going to the mall. I don't like going to the mall even without a bomb suit.