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Old March 25th, 2008, 11:06 PM   #36
Common
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Originally Posted by kungfool View Post
You are one of the most sad, pathetic, delusional, ego-puffed little FogHorn-LegHorn chickenhawn wannabe mother fuckers I have ever seen.

Your pompous egotistical diatribe rants along the lines of:

"Look everybody, I fit in.... Even though you all rip me on so many levels... I FIT IN!!! It's true because I say it is and I so stupid I believe my own lies"...

True/ly is fucking sick to even look at.

It's not that you're new... It's that you're a fuckhead.

You'll never be what appears to be what you sooooo want to be...

A "somebody" here.... Or even in your case.... an "Anybody."

You're not funny. You have no wit. You post pics of hot chick shit you've never even seen for yourself in real life. And you obviously feel you have to validate yourself on every message bored your sheltered life can scrounge for itself while your all alone by yourself and some random sugerglider ferret you managed to twitter into going home with you from the local animal fair.

On top of all that... You take yourself and all this shit WAY to seriously.

It's not that your the "new guy"... It's not the political stances you take...It's not that your obvious/ly a dweeb...Hell it's not even the fact that to anyone who's ever been laid that you're a virgin,

It's just that you're you.... You're you with all of the back digging posts, the holy/er than thou attitude, The no spark having detonator, and the "lame to everyone but you" feeble attempts at smack.

Everyone here has seen the likes of you before. Your not new, you're not nearly as bright as you wish you would flame, No one is getting your "funny-s" as you always cry when you are getting your ass kicked-

And now you even manage to look even dumber than you have before.

Fuckin-A dude....

You're everything already that you yourself propose to hate.

I look into my crystal ball and see a noose in your immedi-ate future.

Or rather lack there-ov.

You are NOT SE, you will NEVER be SE, and your attempts at "burn/s" are down right stupid and childish sounding.

All you "have on me" is my lack of seniority and my post count, blow me emo band boy!!!, what you are you going to do?

type me off to death you nerd!

is your keyboard badder than mine or something dude?

I will NOT conform to some jackoff, just because he deems my post racist when it's clearly not of that intent.

I don't need to be here to validate shit, but a simple fact that I got so much rise out of a hollow sensitive whiny bitch as yourself, with my posts, puts a little smirk on my face every now and then.

Go cry some more about that girl, fucking sissy!!!!!!

Tommorow, double up on your Ritalin, otherwise I will have your ADHD ass swinging on my nutsack all day, flapping your gums about my post count and my "newbish" resilience towards a douchebagerry levels you have shown.

This is about 5th or 6th thread you have managed to fuckup with your little emo/SE wannabe burns, my nutsack is so far streched out, I simply am at awe at how much of a little sensitive fag you really are. I am a NEWB, yes, and I will never get along with your corny ass, I dont care if you have 6 vipers and are king ding-all-ing, which you are clearly not. Just a fucking copycat, a bad one at that.

"Uhhh, we got a cocky newb, I will show him what my badass posting ass can do, uhhh sick burns *turns around for more support*. Yeah, sick burns Jake.

Last edited by Common : March 25th, 2008 at 11:17 PM.
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