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Originally Posted by SeriousEric
Willie, I need a gameplan. I have a '97 VW Golf with 140k miles and a bad transmission. I'm surrounded by Asians who drive like Stevie Wonder and I have a stomach ulcer from shitty California traffic that makes me snappish and prone to fits of rage at the motherfucking gook drivers!!!! See? It happened again right there. Could I be impaired?
I lay these puzzle pieces at your feet. Can you work your magic on a V-dub fireball, a spilled bottle of Malox in my lap, a dead Chinese neighbor and then Bob Ross me a beautiful painting of a brand new BMW M3 in my driveway?
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Psssht. If you are after a new M3, all you gotta do is bid on BMW of Lincoln, NE's eBay auctions and hire a lawyer. New M3 at 8grrrrr off invoice.