Dear Godzilla,
It's 11:00 p.m. and you live in the tropical south, replete with beaches and beautiful women on spring break, yet you're sitting at home, alone, scouring the internet for pictures which you think are funny.
What was that bullshit you tried to sell us all on about you having a life? Bwahahahahahaha.
The only funny things you've ever said are that you aren't a complete fat ass and that you get laid. Those things were actually comical. However, other than the fact that you make a great punching bag online, your life has no value. You are not smart. You are not clever. You are not well liked. Please stop posting pictures of your ex-boyfriend.
Here is a refresher course for you, fat boy:
