[v10kingsnake]

Originally Posted by JohnnyBravo

Actually, my rep points and PM's reaffirm my hilarity. Your bright orange dot is your constant reminder of how much of a fat, putrid, jizz receptacle you are.

So I went from 55 and broke, to living at the Neverland ranch, to being 5'2" and 130 lbs. Does your Doctor know that you're off your Ridalin? You can't make a decision to save your life. How's the hunt for that 98 Integra going, big spender?

Here's what I do know: I know that you're 21, broke, have a huge car payment and haven't been able to see your shoes in years. You can't type worth a shit, your grammar is deplorable and your driving skills are even worse. My slowest car was faster than your fastest car, I've gone faster than you for less money and my grandmother (God rest her soul) pulled better 60' times than you.

Fat and uncoordinated is no way to go through life, Chubbs. So go get yourself some gold chains, another box of supersized fries, and huddle in with the rest of your queer bait buddies who think that having a car payment the size of a mortgage is cool.

Good thing those seats in the Z automatically adjust backwards when you turn off the key. Otherwise, someone would have to use the jaws of life or a hundred pounds of butter to haul your fat ass out from behind the steering wheel.

WAR GREASED PIG

How can you not call this great?