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Setting: Restaurant.
Objective: Enjoy a relaxing dinner.
Obstacle #1. Obnoxious kid peering over the seat behind your wife's head.
Obstacle #2. Overly loud table of "Miss thang" bitches.
Obstacle #3. Man spelling out his marital affair on the cell phone to his buddy behind your head.
Your pulse quickens. Your adrenal gland readies you for fight or flight response. Your Wife is oblivious, entering her second chapter on the "How my day went" ramble. You sigh, and finish your beer, and feel the skin on your lip part painfully from the chip in the glasses edge.
How would you handle the situation?
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