[plumcrazy]

tonight i go to the outback for dinner by myself. (on the road this week). i like the ahi tuna and green beans.

im eating and in comes 3 people with a boder collie. the sit down and read the damn menu. obviously not a seeing eye dog. WTF ???

of course i cant just sit there and not be an asshole. i gotta say something. i tell the girl i have asthma and cant imagine how they could let a DOG into their restaurant. she has the manager come over and talk to me. he says its a seeing eye dog. i call total BS and told him they were ALL reading the menu and if there are other people to help the fucker, then the dog should be in the car. i told him if i have an asthma attack, he's gonan get the bill and a letter from my lawyer.

he kicked the dog out. it wasnt a damn blind person, just some freak dog lover. of course it made me happy to have them mother fucking me on the way out. i smiled and said have a good night.

WTF ? am i wrong.


WAR, I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES