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Originally Posted by Common
These guys have been dismantling you appart for some time now, why keep coming back for more?
Do you have something to prove, do you feel like a miracle will happen and they will embrace you and your car, along with your useless call-outs?
The best way to end all this is to just kill yourself and do most of the people here a favor. I have looked and found some manly ways to kill yourself and this one stuck out the most. How to kill yourself like a man.
Self Strangulation.
What you need: hands.
How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.
If this fails, you can always try this one.
Cut yourself up silly.
What you need: razor, neck.
How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.
Choice is yours. |
I will take choice 1, and you can take choice 2.
Oh wait, I have seen pics of you before and you're so fucking fat that you don't even have a neck..
Oh, this is too easy. Keep on bringing it, Viper fags, just to get totally ripped apart. Go on now, fat fuck, McDonalds needs their janitor back ASAP.