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Originally Posted by Monzsta

I'm writing you to apologize for last night. I'm sorry for filling you with cheap beer. Even though it was free I realize that it was still a bad idea. I'm sorry I had too many. I promise you from now on, I will fill you with at most, 12 servings, of only the good stuff. I'm sorry that when I awoke at 5 this morning the beer had not been fully processed. However I don't think it's fair for you to reject the Advil this morning. Perhaps it would suit you better if I ate breakfast with it? I'd like to remind you I did not use the beer goggles last night and have no (recent) embarassing reputation of ugly debauchery, so we can maintain our dignity. All I ask from you right now is forgiveness, for we have to go to work now. And you are still causing me great discomfort and still you punish me for an event that happened so long ago.

Please Body, fuck off and lets get going. I promise to wait at least 5 days before doing this again. No more shitty Miller High Life, ever I swear. Can we get along now? I love you. Stop hurting me.

That is one of the funniest things ever posted on here. Sorry for your pain, no not really I have been there way to many times and no one ever felt sorry for me.