OK dumbass
#1 the pic of the Z06 isn't photochopped to look shiny, it is.
#2 I've had a couple of Vipers, no big deal. All years prior to the 08 can be had for in the $50k range or below. Check the Manhiem report on them, if you even know what that is. I had a hard time giving mine away to the dealer for an 05 with 3,000 miles at $53k. Another guy traded his in and got $50k. An 06 would bring in a few grand more, as another guy just called me with an 06 black coupe thinking he was going to get $60k, but now he is calling me to take it at $56k. Joelcool was going to buy this guys car.
#3 I don't care if your 80's Vette had 0 miles on it, you couldn't pawn that piece of shit for $1,000 bucks, proven fact. There are a few here and there on the Vette websites that are selling for a few grand but no takers.
#4 Your 68 Vette if in mint showroom condition with very low miles are all over the Barrett Jackson for under $80k. Maybe you have a one off that nobody has ever seen yet for over $100k. Do you have a 68 split window
Hey maybe I could do a split window on my new Z06 and enter it into the auction for 1 million.
#5 and lastly, and I'm sure everyone else in here feels the same, could care less what cars you have. I spend more in bills per month to buy one of your pieces of shit monthly, and I'm sure there a quite a few other guys in here that can say the same. Fuck I lost more money on my last Viper that could have bought that 80's faggot Vette of yours and your hand me down GTS combined.
I will tell you what I'm going to do to help you out. Why don't you caravan all of your pieces of shit down to Scottsdale in 1 month and I'll help you push all of them into the BJ auction, and we'll see if we can get rid of all of your shit in one big swoop for $150k. Now we'll probably have to use that 80's Vette as a door prize to get in, or you could do a smash for cash on it which I guarantee will bring in more money than what it's worth. Afterwards I'll let you help me sweep the floors with a broom stuck up your ass courtesy of the Big Mike
