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Originally Posted by bigmike32172
OK, so I heard you have an 80's Vette which we all know you can buy for under $5,000, a GTS which has a Blue Book/Auction value of around $35k and an 06 which once again has a value of around $40 to $50k, so all in all you have maybe $80k worth of cars there hot shot, about what I paid for my 08 Z06.
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If we put an electric blanket on your head for one hour and gave you an IQ test at peak temperature, would you near the 3 digit mark? The '82 vette I have is pristine, loaded, has very low mileage and is easily worth 15k or more. The '68 vette is worth a shitload more than your Z06 (well over 100k) and would kick the holy piss out of it in a race. Furthermore, it looks so much better than your gaybird Z06 that you wouldn't even want to park your homo magnet anywhere near it. My '68 might also mistake it for a female and begin a grotesque fertilization process that would prove to be more than your soiled ego could bear. Show me where you can buy an '06 Viper coupe with stripes and under 300 miles for 40 or 50k, dickbag. Besides, my '06 Viper is destined for turbocharging.
Now, what can you do to better prepare yourself for being my servant, bigscrub?