[Denny Wagner]

THOR, the Viking god of Thunder and his friend Odin were up in Valhalla chatting. Thor said to Odin "It's been such a very long time since I've had sex"

Odin said "Mighty Thor, go down to Earth and find thyself a woman of pleasure and treat her to your manly delights"

And this Thor did!! The next day, he came back up to Valhalla and found his friend Odin. Odin said "How was your night on Earth, my good friend"??

Thor exclaimed "It was wonderful. We had mad passionate love and had sex 37 times!"

"37 Times?" exclaimed Odin. "Mere mortal women cannot withstand such abuse. You must go back down there and apologize to her"

And so he did, and found the prostitute that he had spent the night with. He said to her "I am very sorry about last night, but you see, I am Thor"

You're Thor??", she exclaimed with a lisp. "You're Thor?? I'm tho fucking thor I can hardly pith"