[the wizz]

Originally Posted by V10Attack

It gets sooooooo fucking tiring reading all the crap you guys come up with about Corvettes. I own both, and both are great cars. Actually my '95 RT/10 isn't half the car my Z06 is, but I guess since the Viper is 12 years old, that's ok.

My advice to you sir, is to rent a Viper for an afternoon. It may cost you $400, but it'll be well worth the money. Just test driving one won't help. You have to spend some time in the car. They aren't nearly as comfortable as a Vette. Not even close. The ONLY thing they do better is turn heads. That's it. Don't be fooled by all the "cool guy" attitudes on this forum. They don't need this in a car and they don't need that. Truth is, if the Viper came with all the electronic doodads and creature comforts that a Vette does originally, they'd all love it. Just a bunch of posing motherfuckers on this site. Half these douchebags don't even have 5000 miles on their cars, yet they're experts. Give me a fucking break.

I remember when I had my yellow '04 Z06 at the track, which at the time was showroom stock, there was some Viper dickwad there with an '03 SRT'10. I overheard him bragging about his "solid" 11 second car to everyone (I guess because Motor Trend ran an 11.77 in one?). Turns out this moron couldn't run any better than low 13's the entire time he ran. Which is hilarious because I was able to get my dog-of-a95 RT/10 to run low 13's just like this goofball in a 500 horse SRT-10. Anyway, my third run ever in my stock C5 Z06 was a 12.2 at 118 which after reading several posts, is exactly what 98% of the guys here run with their SRT-10's.

My point is that you'll hear that Vipers are quicker. Most people here are under the misconception that they are. But when a guy like me, who drags maybe 5 times per year, weighs 275lbs can get in a stock C5Z06 to run times equal to, or better than most Viper drivers run...to those people I say fuck off and meet me at the track. But as we all know, that'll never happen. As I said, most of these pansies don't know a staging lane from Lois Lane.

X238947192358901265125 Well said my freind...Well said!