[Smackie]

What a great game. Reggie Bush is f'ing stellar in person and Drew Brees looks like the new Tom Brady. Got a great view of the action from The Midget Polygamists seats yesterday.

I think my favorite parts of the game, though, were integrating myself with the racist 'necks sitting around me. They got so shitfaced they actually started calling Drew Brees a negro in a less-than-gentlemanly tirade. Drunk 'Necks = Always A Good Time.

Other than that, I got into a text messaging battle with Getbit who was sitting on the opposing 50 yard line. Actual excerpt:

Getbit: Whiney blue bitches!
Smackie: How much is left on your FEMA Card?

Good time and thanks to everyone's favorite Earth Killer for showing me and Smackie Gal a great time.