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**Smokin** · January 20th, 2003, 02:15 PM

[quote=SeriousEric] [quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza!

I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15.

At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.

So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".
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Don't forget to follow Jamit into our special shower facility where you will be refreshed after your long journey. Pay no attention to how Jamit looks ... he's Al Qaeda to the fucking bone despite those blue eyes and the non-standard Cat cap turban supplement. <hr /></blockquote>

What do the sewage treatment plants do with "post Jamit shower water"? From my understanding, what was once pure H2O becomes a curry flavored complex-carbohydrate after mixing with the concauction of bodily fluids and fecis on his brown skin known as al queda corn. Do they route the "post Jamit shower water" to separate firing overns? Or do we get the misfortune of getting curry flavored drinking water in Tejas with a high carbohydrate content?[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

January 20th, 2003, 02:15 PM	#15
Smokin Schadenfreude Connoisseur Smokin is offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 13,125 Rep Power: 18	Re: What are your Religious beliefs [quote=SeriousEric] [quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an It's a Jihad January extravaganza! I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat, Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game, Tag, using my AR15. At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas. So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret". <hr /></blockquote> Don't forget to follow Jamit into our special shower facility where you will be refreshed after your long journey. Pay no attention to how Jamit looks ... he's Al Qaeda to the fucking bone despite those blue eyes and the non-standard Cat cap turban supplement. <hr /></blockquote> What do the sewage treatment plants do with "post Jamit shower water"? From my understanding, what was once pure H2O becomes a curry flavored complex-carbohydrate after mixing with the concauction of bodily fluids and fecis on his brown skin known as al queda corn. Do they route the "post Jamit shower water" to separate firing overns? Or do we get the misfortune of getting curry flavored drinking water in Tejas with a high carbohydrate content?[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]