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Originally Posted by SeriousEric
No shit. I have a 2-hr presentation I've gotta make coming up in 30 minutes. In the interest of not missing any of this useless yet hilarious bullshit I'm going to use the next few minutes to suspend each and every one of you until 4:00 pm PST. Then you will all cheerfully come back and without any ridiculous bitterness, commence to entertaining me once again. Now go about your jobs and stop cheating American business out of the dollars you've so shamelessly stolen today. Get to work, you assholes. Be back here at 4:00 or there will be beatings.
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I'm throwing all your peanut butter away when I get home.