[quote=Lil Schuey] I'm the biggest Muslim ever. I encourage all Muslims to join me at
Rancho De Bango tomorrow for an
It's a Jihad January extravaganza!
I'm going all out on this one, fellas. We're talking pinatas filled with goat meat,
Pin the Dynamite Belt on the Palestinian, and a new rendition of the hit infidel game,
Tag, using my AR15.
At 5:30pm, we'll board a chartered C130 and fly out to the Camp TexRay 69. If you've not already upgraded on your Frequent Carpet Miles, you might want to, as all the seats in the back are...well, there are no seats in the back. I hope you can deal with blindfolds and shackles. It's not so bad. People pay good money for that shit in Vegas.
So, come on down and meet your fellow Texan Muslims! It'll be like Ramadan in January. Oh, I forgot. Tell the Hebrew at the door with the tactical haircut that the password is "Sayaret".<hr /></blockquote>
