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Re: Post a story that makes you cry. Post the tear jerkers that everyone sends
Old June 11th, 2003, 08:55 PM   #6
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Re: Post a story that makes you cry. Post the tear jerkers that everyone sends

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Originally Posted by Clint Sever
One day, I logged onto my beloved ViperAlley and saw a post made by Red5. "Hunh", I thought, "that's odd - I wonder who that is?" As soon as I clicked, my eyes were filled with wonder as I began to stare at what resembles a freshly dropped ova and some flagellating sperm trying to penetrate it's depths. When my eyes began to draw over his sentances I suddenly felt an extreme urge to find a gay male, bend him over, and smoke his pole. I curled into a fetal position in front of my monitor and tried desprately to resist his horrible urgings. "Make it stop!", I sobbed, "Oh, please God, make Red5 stop!". [Echo] "find a happy place...."[/echo] Alas, the computer was deaf to my pleading. Finally I was able to break away from the room just as my mind had reached the brink of it's tolerance for Red5's gayness. Sliding to the ground I was taken aback by his immense homosexuality and his desire to drive - a GREEN C5. I was lost wondering if he always drove with his active handling on, or wether it was only for "spethal sthituationths" when one of his hands was busy shifting his "driving instructor's" knob. Terrified by this picture I sat, weeping and sorry I ever thought a character named Red5 could ever post anything worth reading.

It was a horrible experience. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].


Clint Server,




Dude, That's a Lot of information. And I do apologies if I have mis communicated anything to you about my sexual preferences. I am a very happy heterosexual guy.

For many people homosexuality is a thing to be covered up, denied, to be thought badly of. Just ask Toby. He experiences this trauma throughout life. Every day Toby has to fight the urge to beg some dude into packing his ass.
It is sad. Don't be like Toby. Be proud. But please don't include me in your fantasies....... Thanks.



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