[quote=SeriousEric] [quote=King GTS] [quote=SeriousEric] He's off sulking and threatening all sorts of silly self-destructive behavior. Last I saw him he was reading "Q'uran For Dummies" and signing up for an Islam in 21 Days correspondence course. There was a
really gruesome rumor that he was so distraught that he was heading back to .morgue. That one I don't believe.
Can't somebody throw him a wand or tell him he's handsome ... something to flatter him into coming back? <hr /></blockquote>
But shouldn't everyone have the opportunity to have 100 virgins when they die? Or is it 50?

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Mike can tell us for sure if we can get him back here. I think he's fed up and exasperated with too many Viper boards and he's in grave danger of making a moral error. We need to flatter him back and if that doesn't work, schedule an intervention to get him back on the path of righteousness.
What am I gonna do with all my sheep takes if he leaves? <hr /></blockquote>
Serioulsy though, Mike is integral to this board. I've never read a post I didn't like from him. And anyone who's owned a Ferrari 360 Modena has got to be the coolest!