[E-Double]

Originally Posted by SeriousEric

This highly malleable ovo-lacto-hammo snack product can (in a pinch when pinned down by neighborhood Haji fedayeen) be used as effective anti-personnel potato gun ordnance. Charge potato gun with cabbage farts and Scotch Guard. Muzzle-load the weapon with your molten rubbery hot pocket as well as some nuts, bolts, birdseed, meat thermometers and burnt out dildo motors ... you know, the usual common household debris found on your garage shelves and let it fly at the Haji wife's Honda technical that's grinding the street address off your curb with it's fifth pass at a parallel park job.

Truly a versatile, high-durability multi-use mil-spec food product. God bless General Mills, a subsidiary of Northrup/Grumman.

Basically an MRE/WP round....sweet!