[SnowMann]

I could have a date this weekend, but I was too drunk last weekend to remember what she looked like and my buddies told me I was all over a heffer. I didn't used to be that bad, but I think now that I am getting older my vision is going and when you mix that bad vision with beer I don't know what I could be picking up. The sickest part about it is I do remember this girl having flabby arms... ick... but at the time I didn't think to much about it. My new rule now is I never party without someone sober to drive and I make sure I don't make a bad phone call the next day... Once I picked up at "hottie" at 3 am in a dark parking lot after I got out of the bar and when I called her the next day... I swear this girl looked like a muppet... So from now on I need to get that second sober opinion.