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Originally Posted by Evilz_ACR

My that's inventive for a tampon stain with no education. The lobes of my brain are being besieged with quick-witted retorts, or is that brain freeze from my slurpee? You abysmally retarded, half wit, dip shit, with nothing more to offer than a "corkyism", I doubt you could comprehend the writings of Paris Hilton's Dog. Even with that said, I highly doubt your were in "a stall" and reading. While I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you spend inordinate amounts of time in men's restrooms, I'm going to guess the only thing you spend time reading are back issues of Boy's Life you pilfered from your stay at the local YMCA. Maybe if you spent less time hopping from stall to stall in men's restrooms giving head for cigarettes, you'd have the time to catch the bus down to the local library and study things such as grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and the proper use of ellipses, apostrophes, and quotations. With that said, I'd like to help out. Here's your aforementioned statement, only with proper punctuation.

I read something funny the other day in a stall. It read,"here I sit, my cheeks a flexin', squeezing out another Texan."

-that being said, the fact would be..... youre a turd that thinks itself quip?