[Confrontational]

Liberals always claim to know exactly what to do the minute it is too late.

After Muslims attack with airplanes, they want to investigate flight schools. After Muslims attack with shoe bombs, they want to investigate shoes. After a Muslim introduced E-coli into New York’s water supply, liberals will be enraged that Muslim immigrants taking pictures of New York water-treatment plants weren’t investigated more aggressively – as soon as they are done blaming Bush for not stopping the attack.

Liberals are the only known species whose power of reasoning are not improved by the benefit of hindsight. Not only are they always fighting the last war, in most cases they’re surrendering.