The victims were found wrapped in clear plastic and Styrofoam plates under them. Incriminate claw marks were found, and a large tub of purple grape juice was found. Also found were several tins of mint jelly. Police speculate this may have been a cult, but no one is speaking to reporters at this time.
A white Bronco was seen in the area, but this has yet to be confirmed.
Denny 'Woolie' BigWang was questioned, but released due to a lack of evidence. Mr. BigWang, the infamous
pimp, has been the center of several ewe incidents in the past, but his whereabouts were unknown, according to un-named sources. It is rumored that Mr BigWang is in hiding, and any questions are being refered to his lawyers; Schill, Lawboy, DNR, and Slaughterj or SLDS, inc. Any calls to them have gone unanswered.
The investigation is on going the the police are asking the general public for anyone who as knowledge to step forward.
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