[Denny Wagner]

....The Woolie Ladies.

The evening paper has reported that, during the early morning hours, a 56 year old retired lunatic, obviously suffering from years of unintentional inhalation of paint fumes and lack of female companionship, broke into a local farmer's barnyard and killed 3 sheep. It is unknown, however, how the killings occurred, as there was no sign of a struggle. The farmer stated that he found the sheep, lying dead with their rear extremities high in the air, wearing high heels, and he stated that they seemed to be "smiling".

It would appear that this will put an end to the infamous Woolie Ladies!!