[Minivan Man]

Unfortunately, rather than take this opportunity to spar with you, I will just agree. I fervently wish I had refused assignment to my law firm's customs section when I first started out. I would be making much, much more as a litigator than I am now. But I make "just enough" that I would take too big of a step back to go back to the beginning and try a different genre, and "not so much" where I can save a significant enough bankroll to try a different thing. I've fiscally trapped myself by being in this field, which frankly just isn't that valuable. I should've told me ex-boss from that first law firm to go fuck himself a lot earlier than I did. Still not a bad life, overall, but that was a fundamental mistake.