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Re: Kerry wants to raise minimum wage...
If you elect me for President: I promise to give everyone 5 day weekends. Everyone will drive Vipers with their choice of engine packages. Monday through Wed. will be "Thongs only for hot chicks day." "No new taxes." For the first 10 thousand people that vote for me, you great citizens will get an instant million in your IRA. I'll see you good folks at the voting booths. Vote Tito, cause I'm neato.
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