[RockStar]

I've been trying to tell you guys not to fuck with us, haven't I?

From the foxhole in my backyard I have a clear view of the Peace Bridge that connects Canada and the United States. It's ranged at about 350 metres. Any skinnies I see crossing that bridge that look like they could be a source of anguish to me or my loved ones will be plucked from existence like ducks in a shooting gallery.

We may allow gays to get married. We may have a tendancy to side with the French in all things global, and we may allow our government to rule like a communist regime while we line up like mindless drones for our next roll of T.P., but from 2400 yards you better not flinch cause one of our boys will put a hole in your head that would make Jenna Jameson look tight by comparison.

Of course all of this is for naught, because you Americans could just send YoTony across that bridge by himself and our government would tell us all to be good little canucks and bend over.

WAR GREEK STYLE INCURSIONS