[packetjunkie]

I'll get the ball rolling...

Most Likely to have had a Mullet: SnakeBitten
Most Likely to have been caught peeping in girls locker room: Mark O
Most Likely to have rap sheet: BADVENOM
Most Likely to have won science award: SeriousEric
Most Likely to have letters in three sports: King GTS
Most Likely to have been crammed in a locker: Smokin
Most Likely to have dated the football team: mrob
Most Likely to have fucked a teacher: BigCarrot
Most Likely to have been Grand Master in Chess club: par
Most Likely to have been medicated all four years: gthomas

feel free to add your own...