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**Cherm** · March 4th, 2004, 11:29 AM

Ring Ring

"FBI"

"Yeah hi, I am calling to report a suspected terrorist!"

"OK, great. Now what makes you think this person is a terrorist?"

"Well, I was doing some work in his house and he has a sign hanging on his wall in Arabic that reads "There is no God, only Allah"! As if that isn't enough, he also has a solo flying certificate framed and on the same wall! Can you believe it?!?! This bastard has the nerve to live here and not only be a Muslim but he has actually taken flying lessons as well!!"

"Yeah, that is something. Anything else?"

"Dah, nope that's it. I did mention the A-rab sign right???"

"Yes, and thank you sir. We will give it the attention it deserves."

"Great! You are welcome and go get em!!" God Bless the USA playing the background...

FBI agent Kurdi (a 2nd generation Muslim American) hangs up the phone and footnotes in his report:

"11:32 AM - received a call from another fucking ignorant, redneck, dumbass, etc...." Hee-haw music playing in the background...

March 4th, 2004, 11:29 AM	#20
Cherm Senior Member Cherm is offline Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,042 Rep Power: 0	Re: If you were in my shoes, what would you do? Ring Ring "FBI" "Yeah hi, I am calling to report a suspected terrorist!" "OK, great. Now what makes you think this person is a terrorist?" "Well, I was doing some work in his house and he has a sign hanging on his wall in Arabic that reads "There is no God, only Allah"! As if that isn't enough, he also has a solo flying certificate framed and on the same wall! Can you believe it?!?! This bastard has the nerve to live here and not only be a Muslim but he has actually taken flying lessons as well!!" "Yeah, that is something. Anything else?" "Dah, nope that's it. I did mention the A-rab sign right???" "Yes, and thank you sir. We will give it the attention it deserves." "Great! You are welcome and go get em!!" God Bless the USA playing the background... FBI agent Kurdi (a 2nd generation Muslim American) hangs up the phone and footnotes in his report: "11:32 AM - received a call from another fucking ignorant, redneck, dumbass, etc...." Hee-haw music playing in the background...