[AUSTIN]

A bus carrying Corvette owners on the way home from a club drinking party is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies.
They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God
decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is? The person
answers, "I want to own a Viper instead of a Corvette," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The smile on the person's face is huge.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want a Viper too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. Another broad grin.
This goes on for a while, happy new Viper owners, one after another, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line, Joe, starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, Joe is laughing
himself silly.

Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing Joe what his
wish will be? Joe composes himself, and says: "Give 'em all Vettes again.”