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I once spent 20 minutes running from a UFO through the back roads of the great Central Valley of California. Pretty much through back roads that went through orchards and walnut groves. After running around like crazy I finally came upon a small gas station that was open and pulled up. I ran inside and told the guy inside the store what had happened and he came outside to help. He looked up in the sky and he told me that I'd been running from the planet Venus and that I'd almost gotten away too. I followed him back inside but he refused to sell me any more beer.
Ever since that time I no longer ridicule people who've seen UFO's because frightened, drunk, and being chased by Venusians is the kind of thing that really gets a fellow to thinking.
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When he comes over, be on the alert. Retards are shifty. And they have retard strength. You don't need him ripping your arms off with his bare hands. Never underestimate the power of a retard.
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