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Wow, that was original and just proved my point. You have not the ability to respond but can google a fucking image with the best hobbit on the planet.
Listen you little hobgoblin, it is 8pm on a friday night where you live. Go get in the shower, dry yourself thoroughly, add a little drakar noir and a lot of gel, then put on some decent clothing and leave the house.
It is a novel concept that I want you to embrace, life is not about the internet and if you spent a little more time attempting to interact with the opposite sex one of them may take pity on you and throw a quick handie your way just so you will shut the fuck up and stop stalking them.
Look, I am on your side and only want the best for you so please, for the love of god, follow my advice.
In the interest of full disclosure you may wonder why I am at the computer, feverishly typing away instead of heading out for a bevy of sex, well I am on the West Coast and still at work. However, believe me once I get out of here I will embrace life for all it offers and will not be logging on until Monday morning.
Try life sometime, you may be pleasantly shocked at how enjoyable it can be.
If not, please see previous advice and fuck off and die.
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