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Originally Posted by Vanishing Point
Ok, here's the commercial.
You get one of those ball clacker things, where there are 6 or 7 steel ball bearings hooked together by strings and you lift up the ball on one side and let it go and the ball on the other side moves.
So you film a close up of a guy putting the ball clacker on the table. He then pulls one of the balls up and lets it clack a few times and then stops it.
The guy steps back from the table.
Pan back for a waist up only shot. With the waist up only shot you make it obvious that he is dropping his trousers.
Still waist up only he steps forward to the table where the ball clacker is and move into a position where it is obvious that he has put his balls between the steel bearings of the ball clacker. He then reaches down and sets the ball clacker in motion.
As the clacking starts the camera catches the pained look in his face.
The announcer then announces "The Viper Alley....... reading posts there feels just like that."
Fade out.
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