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That was great, thanks. Here's another Vegas joke:
Guy wakes up one day, hears a voice inside his head saying "Sell your house, take the money, and go to Vegas."
He ignores it, goes off to work as usual. However, the guy can't stop hearing this voice, all day every day for the next three weeks this voice is just going on and on in his head.
So, what he finally ends up doing, is selling the house for cash and taking it to Vegas. Right when he steps off the plane the voice says: "Now, I want you to go to the MGM Grand Hotel". The guy hops a cab, heads over there and walks in.
The voice commands him to go on the casino floor. He's so excited right now, pockets full of money and he's got one leg up on every body. As he walks along the casino floor, the voice says "See that roulette table? The 4th one on the right, go there."
The man goes over to the table, and the voice says "Put all of your money on Red 32". He does, the wheel spins. And spins. And spins. It eventually lands on Black 18.
The voice in his head says "Ah, fuck."
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