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Originally Posted by Minivan Man
Happy Birthday! Where will you have Kasey place the cake this year?
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The last time we tried that I got so lathered up in Lemon Meringue Pie that I slipped on the tile and whacked my head on the side of the tub, prematurely ejaculated while unconscious, and spent 6 weeks in sex addict meetings to cure my apparent masochistic tendencies.
I think tonight I'll just get so stinking drunk that it won't even function and save myself the headache.